Clerihews for Athaliah (crosspost)
Posted by vlorbik on August 19, 2013
Was simply vile.
He got everything he had
By murdering Ben-hadad.
The prophet Micaiah
Was a great soothsayer.
All of the others had a lying spirit.
But Ahab didn’t want to hear it.
Was a yahoo.
What he did to those priests
Shouldn’t happen to beasts.
Was certainly no messiah.
He fell through a lattice. Splat!
He never recovered. That is that.
Elijah the Tishbite
Knew where the fish bite.
He was taken to heaven in a chariot of fire
Or Second Kings 2 was written by a liar.
(also found here…
but i’ve lost control of that site.
originally published ~1997 in the
_ten_page_news_. long live print.
death to the net and that right early.)