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bliss it was in that dawn to be alive

Posted by vlorbik on October 11, 2015

but to prep a big ol’ load
of dirty dishes was very heaven.

okay goddamn it.
i can’t put in the phucking photo.

there’s this button that says “add media”.
time was, you’d click it.
and could then, you know, “add media”…
in the phorm of a phuckin photo in the
case nearest to hand.

but now you click it and nothing phucking
happens except maybe some demon
made of sand and satellites
and malice and money
laughs at you in whatever
robots-from-hell use for
mad-scientist cackle these days.

it’s hard to keep up.
because the harder you try,
the more they phucking punish you
for it.

owen by the way.
it sez at the top of the window-frame
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so easy, it’s fucking impossible.
i meant for this to’ve been a cheerful
little two-liner with a photo.

they don’t play fair and if i’d’ve had
any sense i’d’ve run away and stayed away
a long time ago.

fuck this forever.

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[’56] + 56 = [’12]

Posted by vlorbik on December 21, 2012

happy birthday… birthweek… me.

a few days back… this week… whatever.

this’ll mark… what is obvious in
so-called “real time”… the latest
name-change. _open_a_vein_ was the
name of yet-another-blog from july ’09
until today. “owen’s cooking show”?
if you know a *better* name, GOTO it.

more will be revealed.
in plans begin disappointments.
“proverbs of hell”.

meanwhile, for all i know, all the action…
if any (effendi)… is over in, whatevah,
_owen’s_math_blog_

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posted in 2011 & 2012

Posted by vlorbik on August 29, 2012

(selecta)

january
01/02/11 posted in 2010 partial contents

february
02/10/11 …in front of a mic… announcing my soundcloud page

march
03/09/11 we are not data metaphysical ramble

may
05/25/11 more four-string guitar liner notes

june
05/03/11 not dark yet wisdom & fame
06/12/11 how public like a frog link to video of me

july
07/05/11 poster by me still up today
07/27/11 miracles of the web r. shaffer painting spotted

august
08/15/11 go tell it on the ‘net broken security

2012

january
01/06/12 quarterly report after long hiatus

april
04/03/12 many dollars short day of higher ed

june
06/24/12 de profundis listening as punishment

gettin pretty sparse… long past time to move on…

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while i was out

Posted by vlorbik on January 11, 2012

_this_brazen_teacher_ decloaked.
then she “streamlined” the blog.
it’s harder to look at now.

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posted in 2010

Posted by vlorbik on January 2, 2011

(selecta; subject to change [01/02/10])

january
01/02/10 posted in ’09 partial contents
01/07/10 lovely dark and deep math ed zine debut
01/19/10 prehistory of MEdZ, part i really of the ten page news
01/27/10 Photo 96 Math Ed Zine #1

february
02/02/10 dekist’s hot shelves photo
02/07/10 January 2010 rambling self-annotation
02/08/10 the domestic arts in the age of digital distribution part i first of the DAADD photo series.
02/11/10 daadd part ii photo of madeline

march
03/04/10 more than 4K characters for sue v. math eddy ramble
03/05/10 threehundredsixtyfive days music update
03/09/10 yet another crosspost: from adj-l autobiographical snippet
03/11/10 like it’s twenty-eleven verse
03/25/10 why i don’t live at the p.o. anti-gov’t screed
03/27/10 i’m not there “reimagining economics” thread

april
04/04/10 a petri-disch community my life in schools
04/07/10 the swirling beachball of doom more “life in schools”
04/10/10 madeline’s front room (with guitarist) selfportrait
04/10/10 not for auction this machine kills fascists

may
05/07/10 pascal’s triangle (so-called) MEdZ #0.8 p.7
05/20/10 it said there’d be some thunder at the well i ching
05/20/10 stop me if you’ve heard this more pp. from #0.8

june
06/26/10 i’m not there imminent death of the net

september
09/24/10 university hall basement get back to work

november
11/06/10 midterm report discrete maths at big-state-u.
11/23/10 now here’s something … and more “lectures without words”.

december
12/01/10 community college calculus contents page for short-lived blog
12/29/10 more than 4K characters for k. nowak comment on “log laws” thread

see also:
Vlorbik on Math Ed (partial contents)
the n-page news lyrics and other non-bloggy writings

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posted in 2010 (early edit)

Posted by vlorbik on November 28, 2010

(selecta)

january
01/02/10 posted in ’09 partial contents
01/07/10 lovely dark and deep math ed zine debut
01/19/10 prehistory of MEdZ, part i really of the ten page news
01/27/10 Photo 96 Math Ed Zine #1

february
02/02/10 dekist’s hot shelves photo
02/07/10 January 2010 rambling self-annotation
02/08/10 the domestic arts in the age of digital distribution part i first of the DAADD photo series.
02/11/10 daadd part ii photo of madeline

march
03/04/10 more than 4K characters for sue v.
03/05/10 threehundredsixtyfive days music update
03/09/10 yet another crosspost: from adj-l autobiographical snippet
03/11/10 like it’s twenty-eleven verse
03/25/10 why i don’t live at the p.o. anti-gov’t screed
03/27/10 i’m not there “reimagining economics” thread

april
04/04/10 a petri-disch community my life in schools
04/07/10 the swirling beachball of doom more “life in schools”
04/10/10 madeline’s front room (with guitarist) selfportrait
04/10/10 not for auction this machine kills fascists

may
05/07/10 pascal’s triangle (so-called) MEdZ #0.8 p.7
05/20/10 it said there’d be some thunder at the well i ching
05/20/10 stop me if you’ve heard this more pp. from #0.8

june
06/26/10 i’m not there imminent death of the net

november
11/23/10 now here’s something you’ll *really* like… and a bunch more “lectures without words”.

to be continued.
see also:
Vlorbik on Math Ed (partial contents)
the n-page news lyrics and other non-bloggy writings

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xkcd on college websites

Posted by vlorbik on August 4, 2010

coverage from IHE.

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showcase: metamorpho

Posted by vlorbik on February 11, 2010

blogging style as a function of time: kate nowak on error finding.

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feuilletonist makes good

Posted by vlorbik on January 26, 2010

mclemee cracks bookforum: review of a society adrift. a wince from scott.

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When There Is No Room In Hell

Posted by vlorbik on January 6, 2010

I’ve reactivated Vlorbik On Math Ed as MathEdZineBlog.

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